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/ 6 months ago
Science /
The truth is out: aliens confirm Earth is burning, confirming the findings of the groundbreaking Fifth National Climate Assessment.
/ 6 months ago
Technology / Science /
Elon Musk's new mega-rocket leaves the Statue of Liberty feeling inadequate and landmarks around the world with a case of height-envy!
/ 8 months ago
Science /
The sun and moon conspire in an audacious daylight theft, leaving Earthlings captivated by a 'ring of fire' in an epic Saturday sky heist.
/ 8 months ago
Science /
Unveiling Ancestry: Discover the Surprising Link to Neanderthal Heritage!
/ 8 months ago
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Aditya-L1 Satellite Spills Space Secrets, Keeping Aliens Relieved and Scientists Intrigued!
/ 10 months ago
Science /
ISRO ventures into the gig economy as an interstellar Uber, giving Singaporean satellites a ride back home.
/ a year ago
Politics / Science /
Robotic arms revolutionize spring cleaning by dismantling 70-year-old mustard agent shells at Army's Pueblo Chemical Depot.
/ a year ago
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NASA hosts a public meeting to discuss the possibility of "cosmic visitors", or aliens, and the panel of experts will examine countless reported sightings of unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), otherwise known as UFOs. The meeting has attracted some high-profile names in the extraterrestrial community, but not everyone is excited about the announcement.
/ a year ago
Technology / Science /
SpaceX's historic "Ladies' Night" rocket launch on Sunday aims to break gender barriers, empower female astronauts, and put the "party" back in "outer space" with an all-female crew, anti-gravity pole dancing, and an empowering playlist of female artists.
/ a year ago
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Rock legends Aerosmith granted approval for farewell tour as Tony Awards committee declares "Some Like It Hot" worthy of their nominations.
/ a year ago
Science /
Unlocking the genetic code: Humanity finally understands its own assembly manual, with the missing pages now found!
/ a year ago
Technology / Science /
When a Japanese spacecraft's mission to rendezvous with a moon lander falls silent at the final stage, the team in Tokyo are left wondering what went wrong. Will they find closure or be left with unanswered questions?
/ a year ago
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Escape from Earth and live free on Mars with a one-way ticket on Elon Musk's Starship rocket system.
/ a year ago
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Get ready for a once-in-a-lifetime cosmic spectacle as the legendary extraterrestrial bunny, Xogo, plans to photobomb the rare hybrid solar eclipse tonight. Hold on to your telescopes and prepare for a cosmic hopscotch like no other.
/ a year ago
Science /
Breakthrough research has created seven mice with two fathers, revolutionizing reproductive biology and opening up new possibilities in the field.
/ a year ago
Science /
In a devastating turn of events, a levee breach has trapped the small community of Pajaro in Monterey County, California in an inescapable deluge. The California National Guard is on the scene to help with rescue operations, as state and local officials work to provide aid.
/ a year ago
Technology / Science /
JAXA's inaugural launch of the H3 rocket ended in disaster, leaving the cause of the failure still unknown and the future of Japan's space exploration uncertain.
/ a year ago
Science /
Japan's attempt to launch a new medium-lift rocket into space has failed, leaving the nation's plans to become a "space power" in jeopardy. JAXA will analyze the cause of the failure and take appropriate measures to move forward.
/ a year ago
Technology / Science /
SpaceX is set to make history with the launch of its Crew-6 mission to the International Space Station, carrying astronauts from NASA, JAXA, and ESA for a six-month mission of research and exploration. Don't miss the launch tomorrow!
/ a year ago
Science /
Japan's ambitious new rocket launch has been grounded due to a booster engine glitch, leaving JAXA to investigate the cause and assess the damage before they can reschedule the launch.
/ a year ago
Science /
Japan's ambitious attempt to launch its first new medium-lift launcher in three decades was aborted due to an engine glitch, dealing a major setback to the country's space program.
/ a year ago
Environment / Science /
Climate change is real and it's happening now - Earth's global average temperature ranked 6th warmest on record in 2022, a reminder that we must take action to avoid the worst effects of climate change.
/ a year ago
Business / Science /
Virgin Orbit is set to make history tonight with the launch of Britain's first-ever space mission, a major milestone for the UK space industry that could open the door to a wide range of new possibilities.
/ a year ago
Technology / Science /
Europe's Vega C rocket launch was a disaster, with two Airbus satellites lost in space. An investigation is underway to determine the cause of the failure, a major setback for the European space industry.
/ a year ago
Science /
A significant coolant system leak on the Soyuz MS-22/68S spacecraft forced two cosmonauts to abort their planned spacewalk, leaving them to stay on board the ISS while the leak is investigated and repairs are made.
/ a year ago
Science /
Clean, limitless energy is now within reach - US scientists have achieved a major breakthrough in fusion energy, unlocking the potential for a zero-carbon energy source.
/ a year ago
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Experience the historic Artemis 1 mission with NASA's successful splashdown in the Pacific Ocean - paving the way for the next steps on the journey to the Moon!